I had a pet turtle for about half an hour today. I saw him in the road in the other lane, drove about a third of a mile and said, "dammit, I want that turtle." So I turned around and got him. I named him Wendtworth. I considered taking him random places and photographing him "doing" random things. I opted not to, and instead drove him to the creek and released him. Turtles are actually rather loathsome to keep, but he was a good turtle for that half hour or so. I'll miss you, Wendtworth!!!
I'm silly, yes.
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